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Author Meredith, O'Hayre

Title The Scream Queen's Survival Guide : Avoid machetes, defeat evil children, steer clear of bloody dismemberment, and conquer other horror movie clichés
Published Cincinnati : F+W Media, 2010

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Description 1 online resource (226 pages)
Contents Cover; Copyright; Acknowlegments; Contents; Introduction: What Was Your First?; Part 1: A Day Like Any Other; Chapter 1: Making It Out Alive; Chapter 2: Keeping Your Head; Part 2: Welcome To The Jungle; Chapter 3: The Grisly Outdoors; Chapter 4: Freaky Locales; Part 3: The Pain Is Relative; Chapter 5: It's A Family Affair; Chapter 6: That's One F***ed-Up Little Kid; Part 4: Giving A Whole New Meaning To The Term "Back Stabbers"; Chapter 7: Keep Your Friends Close (and Chop Your Enemies Into Bits); Chapter 8: The Weird Kid In Your Gym Class; Part 5: Oh, Freak Out!
Chapter 9: Undead and In DenialChapter 10: Possessed-and Pissed Off About It; Conclusion; Appendix; Index
Summary Horror movie fans know: danger lurks around every corner, locker room, and strange new neighbor. And as every slasher addict knows, the last known survivor is always The Scream Queen. In this guide, you'll learn 150 life-or-death lessons that Jamie Lee, Neve, and Jennifer Love learned on screen--without the pain of dismemberment. You owe it to yourself to master the scream queen's rules of survival, including:Be wary of days that begin "much like any other" (it's all downhill from there)Keep that playlist light (no one ever got axed while cuttin' Footloose)Reconsider that roadtrip (or else end
Notes Print version record
Subject Horror films -- History and criticism -- Humor
Horror films.
Horror films
Genre/Form humor.
Humor
Criticism, interpretation, etc.
Humor.
Humour.
Form Electronic book
ISBN 9781440508646
144050864X