Description |
1 online resource |
Contents |
We'll Never Have Guatemala -- The Other Woman -- Our Old House -- Dear Mr. Impaler -- Winning Women -- Let It Lie -- Party Like It's 2044 -- But Enough about Me -- Spirit Animal Tricks -- Like a Punch to the Kidneys -- Recalculating, Recalculating, Recalculating ... -- The Seven-Year Bitch -- Why Cotton Mather Was a Hero: A Five-Paragraph Essay -- Flawsome! -- Hot as Hell -- The Grandpa Robe -- Dear Ex (Ex?) Friend -- Clearing the Air |
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No Podium for Old Men: A Transcript of the Introductory Remarks at the "Diversity Enhancement Award" Ceremony at Walter S. Walters College -- Conversation Interruptus -- Lambies in Jammies! -- Testing Negative -- My Four-Mile Run: The Official, Ordinary Tour -- Queen Be -- 120 Seconds: A Too-Short Movie -- Will Work For ... -- One Day at a Time -- Save the Date -- The Weird Place -- The Real Reasons Writers Hate Amazon -- The Age of Authenticity -- Social Grooming -- Appreciations -- About the Author |
Notes |
Description based on online resource; title from digital title page (viewed on October 05, 2023) |
Subject |
Life -- Humor
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Genre/Form |
Essays.
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Form |
Electronic book
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ISBN |
0826365574 |
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9780826365576 |
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