| Description |
211 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm |
| Contents |
Thanks for no memory -- A letter to my friend or a frog in a sombrero does not a party make -- Daily affirmations or a cup of pudding a day is the way to stay O.K. -- Ellen DeGeneres : road warrior or sometimes you need a map, sometimes you need a globe, sometimes you need a map and a globe -- but not very often -- The plane truth or dem ain't goobers, dem's peanuts! -- Ellen's new hobby -- I went to a psychic or baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex -- How to explain sex to a child or where there's a corn chip, there's bound to be hot sauce -- In the kitchen with Ellen or as tasty as poison and just as deadly -- Things that sound like a good idea at first, but really aren't -- Ellen DeGeneres is a man! or Ellen DeGeneres is a man! -- The scariest thing -- The time Ellen DeGeneres had an emergency! -- One step closer to God or one step back, you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around -- The Ellie-Gellie -- Things to do if you're stuck in an elevator to help you pass the time -- Ellen's wild kingdom or you can put high heels on a poodle, but that won't make it a hooker -- Ask Ellen or it might look like honey, it might taste like honey, and bless my corns, it might even be honey -- Crazy superstitions that really work! -- The benefits of being a celebrity by Ellen Degeneres, big enormous star -- Your own fantasy converstion with Ellen Degeneres -- Experiments in human behavior -- Ellen's sure-fire cures for the things that ail ye -- The last chapter |
| Summary |
DeGeneres offers funny anecdotes about her life as a comedian, as well as off-beat humor examining everyday life and situations |
| Subject |
DeGeneres, Ellen.
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Comedians -- Anecdotes.
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Television actors and actresses -- Anecdotes.
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American wit and humor.
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| Genre/Form |
Anecdotes.
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Humor.
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Humor.
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Anecdotes.
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Wit and humor
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| LC no. |
95034084 |
| ISBN |
0553099558 (hardcover) |
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9780553099553 (hardcover) |
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