Scripture and hostility to exotic dance -- Fighting exotic dance: call to war -- Target of attack: striptease 101 or seduction by the devil -- Nudity, touch, and sex: marginal or mainstream? -- "Rottweilers" lock their jaws: bench trials -- Shooting nude crotches: jury trials -- Exotic dancers and labor: need to be saved? -- Christian right claims club crime: where are the bodies? -- Stripping your first amendment and more