Darwinism's dilemma -- Where Darwin first went wrong about man -- 'But what about war, pesitlence, and all that?' -- Population, privilege, and Malthus' retreat -- A horse in the bathroom of the struggle for life -- Tax and the selfish girl or Does altruism need inverted commas? -- Genetic Calvinism or Demons and Dawkins -- 'He ain't heavy, he's my brother' or altruism and shared genes -- A new religion -- Paley's revenge or purpose regained -- Errors of heredity or the irrelevance of Darwinism to human life