Cover -- Title page -- Copyright -- Dedication -- Contents -- Author's Note -- The Motherboy Upstairs -- Get the Hose -- 24 Hour Partum People -- Re: We Miss you at the Salon! -- Peggy -- Baby's First Court Appearance -- Flat Spot -- Parents' Group -- Bush Baby -- Death to Birth Shame -- Two Under Two is the Loneliest Number -- Vagina Momologue -- Parenthood is a Kick-on -- Violet -- The Secret to a Happy Marriage -- Dr Mimi -- The Slug: Part I -- The Last Thing I Will See Before I Die -- 'Me Time' in Coober Pedy -- The Rat -- The Slug: Part II -- Kit -- When to Stop Having Children
Summary
If David Sedaris and Sheila Heti had a baby ... well, there'd be a lot to unpack there. But the ensuing stories would be brutal and hilarious and endlessly readable. And they'd look a bit like Sad Mum Lady
