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1 online resource |
Contents |
Welcome to Maine -- A lesson in liquids and solids -- There might not be moose -- Still looking for moose -- He who hesitates gets stuck on lift -- Ice fishing -- Old man winter -- Crispy isn't spelled with a k -- The beast below the floorboards -- My basement of solitude -- Benefits of small living -- No room for lazy -- The GPS won't get you to Katahdin -- When a case of soda freezes, you know it's cold -- How to blow snow -- When I knew Maine was home -- The way life is -- Waking the senses -- Off beaten path in the county -- Small, local shops make memories -- Zucchini: plant of horrors -- A frozen Christmas tree -- The unsung heroes of Winter -- Small town life -- Apologies to the wildlife -- The mother bird -- Bird in the house is worse than two outside -- Raising kids in Maine -- The new (naughty) kid in class -- Gift shops = Hell -- Kids as collateral at county fair -- Frozen waffles (hey, I cook them first!) -- National waffle shortage -- Moms don't have favorites -- If otters read books about us -- The brothers' separation -- Firstborn cuts path -- Loss of WII cruel and unusual punishment -- Etchings on the family table -- Price gouging gumballs -- Picture frames as time capsules -- First fish, then dog -- We won a shark -- Meet Sparky -- When a dog trains his boy -- To the littlest boy in striped shirt -- Sam's club -- Things I'll forget -- Lindell learning to read -- Diary of a snow day -- Lindiddy -- A letter to my future daughters-in-law -- The fairness of world and coin tosses -- Letting go of the bike -- A sad, backward version of the hungry caterpillar -- I ruined Halloween -- Living with all boys -- Managing children, gardens -- It will be quiet all too soon -- Star Wars is tearing us apart -- Yellow beans -- Ads set parenting bar too high -- About a boy in a kayak -- To Ford as he begins high school -- Baseball -- Baseball season in Maine -- First day of little league -- Father-son moment at third base -- Where have all the baseball kids gone? -- Last year of little league -- Marriage and other things -- Dustin goes to a civilian dentist -- The immortal coffee mug -- Clean while no one is watching -- The ramekins -- Dustin finds a new way to fly -- You can take the kid out of diapers, but will Dustin ever hear? -- Dustin doesn't let anyone win -- Lost wedding band -- New wedding band -- Wedding band found by Mainers -- If schools were designed for introverts -- Fear of flying -- Flying with the 101st -- Mission accomplished -- Flying: let's try that again -- FAQs about failed flying attempt -- Online commenters -- Lessons for the future |
Summary |
GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD is a collection of syndicated columnist Sarah Smiley's most-loved columns about raising a family in Maine. In these 100 essays, readers will laugh, cry and nod their head "yes" as they remember a time when all of America was as simple and beautiful as it still is today in Vacationland |
Notes |
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Smiley, Sarah -- Family -- Anecdotes
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Smiley family -- Anecdotes
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Smiley family fast |
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Smiley, Sarah fast |
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Families of military personnel -- Maine -- Biography -- Anecdotes
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Families -- Anecdotes
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BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY -- General.
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TECHNOLOGY & ENGINEERING -- Marine & Naval.
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TECHNOLOGY & ENGINEERING -- Military Science.
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Families
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Families of military personnel
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Manners and customs
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Maine -- Social life and customs -- Anecdotes
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Maine
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Genre/Form |
Biographies
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Anecdotes
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Biographies.
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Biographies.
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Electronic book
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LC no. |
2016027249 |
ISBN |
9781608935772 |
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1608935779 |
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