Acknowledgments; Introduction; CHAPTER ONE: BLAME THE BASTARD, BUT BEWARE!; CHAPTER TWO: CARDINAL MEN AND SCARLET WOMEN; CHAPTER THREE: THE LOCK AND LOAD JESUS; CHAPTER FOUR: FAIRY TALES AND FAMILY VALUES; CHAPTER FIVE: VAMPS, BUNNY BOILERS, & AMAZON WOMEN WARRIORS; CHAPTER SIX: WOLF WHISTLES; CHAPTER SEVEN: MAROON, THE OTHER COLOR: IN THE RACE OF CASTE AND CLASS; CHAPTER EIGHT: FROM HAGS TO BITCHES; CHAPTER NINE: A WOMB WITH A VIEW; CHAPTER TEN: REMEMBER, PROFESSORS ARE THE ONES NOBODY WANTED TO DANCE WITH; Bibliography; index